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Seminars for Women

The male staff will be offering courses listed below to women of all marital status. Attendance in at least 10 is mandatory:

  1. Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
  2. Doing Housework Without Complaining
  3. Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
  4. Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
  5. Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
  6. Excercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
  7. Sex: Learning How to Initiate
  8. How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
  9. Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
  10. Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
  11. The Toilet Seat: I Can Put It Down
  12. Sex Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
  13. "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
  14. How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
  15. The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
  16. You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
  17. Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger -- But You're Acceptable
  18. Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)
  19. Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
  20. Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
  21. Sex: More Than Just Lying There
  22. Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
  23. Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
  24. Makeup: The Less is More Theory
  25. Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
  26. How to use only 1/2 the closet
  27. Sports terminology (formerly, "No the Dodgers play Baseball not Basketball)
  28. Living with only 2 dozen pairs of shoes
  29. Shopping, disease or weakness
  30. Excercise, it won't kill you once in a while
  31. Showering: the water does not have to be set to boil
  32. Getting flowers: wouldn't you rather have something useful, like an autographed baseball?

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