The female staff will be offering courses listed below to men of any marital status. Class size will be limited to 18 as material may prove to be difficult.

1. Combating Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. P.M.S. - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas - Give Us Money
6. Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Called "Don't Wash My Silks")
8. Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception
9. Get a Life - Learn How To Cook
10. How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. You - The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons To Give Flowers
15. How To Stay Awake After Sex
16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
17. Garbage - Getting It To the Curb
18. SEX 118A - You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
19. SEX 118B - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
20. The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonomous
21. How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
22. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
23. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
24. Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
25. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
26. You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
27. Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
28. Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
29. The Attainable Goal - Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
30. Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is NOT Necessary
31. Real Men Ask For Directions
32. How To Take Illness Like a Man