A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment. "What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ballgame on TV," began the man. "She put the hot iron near the telephone, and when the phone rang, I answered the iron."

The doctor nodded. "But what happened to the other ear?"

"Well, no sooner had I hung up," said the blond man, "when the same guy called back again."