How many Aries does it take to change a lightbulb?
They changed it already.

How many Taurians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Taurus gets bulbs that don't need changing.

How many Gemini does it take to change a lightbulb?
At least two to take out the old bulb, two to shop for a new one, two to write a book about it and two more to discuss it on a talk show.

How many Cancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Their mom's change it for them. Anyway, they'd light a candle if they have to.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. Their domestic service professionals will change it.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Usually just one. However, they will need to clean the sockets, read comparative consumer information about light bulbs, check the wiring and read all the warranties, gaurantees and refund policies.

How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well, at least two to shop for the bulb, and a couple more to look for accessories, and maybe a couple more to return the bulb if it didn't work and do lunch.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Scorpio light bulb isn't changed. It's transformed. You just push a button and activate the next life. Why do you ask? Are you a member of a law enforcement agency?

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sagittarians don't change lightbulbs, but they can teach you how to do it, for a fat fee.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
Their secretaries will get back to you.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Aquarians don't have to change lightbulbs. They can invent better ones.

How many Pisces does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh dear God, I don't know. Oh that's it, the bulb will change itself, if it is God's will.