An Irishman was very ill and on the verge of dying. The doctor called the man's wife in and said,"There are three things that you can do to help your husband back to health"

"What are they, sir?"

"One: You must make him three huge meals every day.
Two: Never argue with him.
Three: Make love to him every night.

"Agreed." Said the woman.

On the way home the husband asked what the doctor said.

The woman replied,"Your going to die."