A blonde walked into the Doctor's office and said: "Doctor, I hurt all over."

The doctor replied: "That's impossible. No one can really hurt all over."

"No really!," she continued. "Just look: When I touch my arm, ouch!, it hurts!
"And, when I touch my leg, ouch!, it hurts! When I touch my head, ouch!, it hurts, too! When I touch my breast, ouch!!, that really hurts."

The Doctor looks at her knowingly, and said, "You're a natural blond aren't you?"

The blonde smiles and said, "Why, yes I am. How did you know?"

The doctor replied, "Because, your finger is broken."