A cowboy is sitting in a bar and a cute woman sits down next to him.

She asks:" Are you a real cowbow?"

He says:" Well, I get up in the mornin and feed the stock. I ride a horse. I mend fences and herd cattle. I believe, I'm a real cowboy.

Then the cowboy asks the woman:" What are you?"

She replies:" I'm a lesbian. I get up in the morning and think about women. When I sleep, I dream about women, and when I want to have sex, I want to have sex with women.

After a few minutes the woman leaves and a couple comes in and sits next to the cowboy and asks:" Are you a real cowbow?"

He replies:"I thought I was, but now I think Im a lesbian."