A business man is traveling on a plane and has to go to the bathroom really, really badly; but all the men's rooms are in use. The flight attendent tells him to use the woman's bathroom but not to touch any of the buttons. He goes in, sits on the toilet, and curiously looks at the buttons (you know how men are--they just don't listen).

The buttons are marked WW, WA, PP, and ATR. He presses the WW button and a blast of Warm Water hits his butt.

The man thinks, "That was nice!" and presses WA. Now Warm Air dries his butt. "Oh, that felt evan better!"

He then presses the PP button, and a Powder Puff puffs on his butt. The man thinks, "WW, WA, and PP have all been great, so ATR must be even better!" and he presses the button...

The next thing he knows, he's in a hospital, and the nurse says, "ATR stands for Automatic Tampon Removal, genius. Your penis is over there on the pillow."