Two bored casino dealers are waiting at
the crap table. A very attractive blonde
woman arrived and bet twenty thousand
dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel
much luckier when I'm completely nude.
With that, she stripped from the neck down,
rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby,
Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up
and down and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then
picked up her winnings and her clothes and
quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought
you were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb,
but all men are men.